You should go, Raha. I’ll stay here and mind the shop, as it were.
↳ Well! I guess we’re off on another adventure already!
Urianger really is one of the Characters Of All Time huh. He speaks in Shakespeare Bullshit because he wants to. He is a master of espionage. He actually likes archon loaf. He had a gf who was ripped as hell and could pick him up like a stuffed toy. He’s like the only member of the main cast with facial hair and he also wears a dress. He tricks faeries into doing housework. He is canonically good with kids. He has an insta-death spell. He is a healer.
HEALING HADES REAL
THE SEQUEL NOBODY ASKED FOR
WE’VE TRAINED FOR THIS MOMENT
WE WILLED IT INTO EXISTENCE, NOW HE IS HERE
He was appropriately miserable the entire time. According to the combat log he was hitting Hermes with his staff for 1 damage repeatedly, and then at one point said “fuck it” and smacked him with Bad Faith for 63k. Feels oddly in-character somehow.






















